The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!