The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power to not have power

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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Lactokinesis

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!