- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

The power to write complete sentenc

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

The power to blink slightly less often.

the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

To pee standing up.

the power to be really itchy.

The power to fall up.

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

Pointless Super Powers