The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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the power... to read this

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to do nothing.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!