The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to plank

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Being a freemason

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to create shit

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to see into the present.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!