The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!