The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to see air

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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Teleporting to Mexico

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!