The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to kill yourself

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to die

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!