The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to only tell the truth

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to pee on command

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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Have sex but not feel it

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!