The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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See through invisible people

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The power to pee any color

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The power to fall up.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!