The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be powerless

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!