The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to be blind

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to change your emotions

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!