The power to be called justin bieber

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to to think less

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the power to see through water.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to fly when you fart

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Ladder hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!