The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to smell colors.

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

The power to fail every time you try to do something

The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

the power to make glass clear

The power to turn cake into poop.

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

the power to get blood clots

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

The power to walk on two legs

The power to see what's behind you.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!