The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to shit in your eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!