the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to be wrong

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to turn food into shit.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!