The ability to not talk.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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Feeling people's depression.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!