The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to predict the present

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Meatvision.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to to think less

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to not see ads

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!