The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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mint berry crunch

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to fart mace

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!