The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to shit brix

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to have a black president

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The power of exact change

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to break your bones on command.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!