The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!