The power to have a small penis

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to control urine

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The ability to understand women!!

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to see through pastry..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!