the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to glow in the dark

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!