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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.
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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.
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The power to glow in the dark
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The ability to see through glass
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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!
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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.
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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head
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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet
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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.
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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life
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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....
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The power to turn into air and go with the wind
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The power to make out of thin air
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The power to make fish appear in pants.
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The power to think with a 6 year time gap
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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.
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The powr too not bee abal too tipe
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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*
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The power to no sweat in the cold.
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The power to turn into a parking lot.
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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!
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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long
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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless
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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!