the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

The power to make out of thin air

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

The power to speak to mexicans in german

The power to turn into a parking lot.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The powr too not bee abal too tipe

The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

The power to glow in the dark

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!