Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to have no power.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!