The power to read your own mind!

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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to make asians smart

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to bleed

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!