The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!