The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power to lose your power at will

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!