The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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Immunity to medication

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!