The power to find spare change in the sofa

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to like any show

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to turn wine into water

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!