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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to have no power.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to snore.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!