The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power of not knowing the future

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to shrink your penis

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KeemStar

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!