The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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captain obvious

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!