The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Grass eating

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!