The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

The power to laugh while laughing.

The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

the power to die at will

the power to fire my lazer

the power to see through glass

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!