The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to have a power

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!