The power to see through windows!

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to go part way through walls

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The Power to Die instantly.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to have no one read this post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!