the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!