The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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Balls.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to die on command

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power spite flower

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!