The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to fart mace

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to summon earthworms

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!