The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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Endless falling....

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to always hug people

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to die

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!