To call me maybe

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be born.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!