The power of being aquaman.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to move 7% faster.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!