The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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Aweonao

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!