Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to send future you crazy

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!