The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!