The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to taste your own spit

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!