The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to walk through air.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to sing but your mute

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!