The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!