The power to do nothing/

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of exact change

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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Being a Spice Girl

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!