The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!