The power to not Waste time

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The power to go through open windows

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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anything Aquaman does

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!