The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to spell backwards.

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Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to jump -50% higher

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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Dejavu

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!