The Power to Combust

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The ability to be a rock

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to swim on land

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!