The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power of asdfgh

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to go through open windows

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!