The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!