The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to snore.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!