The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!