The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!