The power to catch em all

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!