The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to speak with death people..

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to change the color of your piss

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!