The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!