the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!